HI

[duckybooboo]

I AM DUCKY

I LIKE MY CAPS

IF I ALL-CAPS AT YOU, IT IS BECAUSE I LIKE YOU

IF I DON'T ALL-CAPS AT YOU, I PROBABLY LIKE YOU, TOO

IF I SAY I HATE YOU, I PROBABLY DON'T LIKE YOU

UNLESS YOU'RE JUNIOR OR SOMEONE, IN WHICH CASE HATE MEANS LOVE AND LOVE MEANS LOVE AND CARROTS IN THE VAG MEANS I CARE THAT YOU ARE ENTERTAINED

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GAWD IS GREAT!!!

[calamity3jane]

O DUCK! I FEARED I MIGHT HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUR EXUBERANCE! I AM MAKING A JOYFUL NOISE TO THE LAWD AND YES I DO MEAN FARTING BC COFFEE BUT STILL MY JOY IS GREAT!!!!11ELEVENTYBILLION!!

Re: GAWD IS GREAT!!!

[duckybooboo]

HOORAY I NO LONGER KNOW WHAT MAKES ME FART AND WHAT DOES NOT BUT I AM GUESSING IT IS SOMETHING LIKE "EVERYTHING."

[ellen_f]

HOORAY ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD

[duckybooboo]

MOSTLY, YES

[oddtweed]

I LOVE YOU

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I WAS TO SEE YOU POP UP IN MY MAILBOX

AND BY MAILBOX I MEAN MAILBOX

SOMETIMES A MAILBOX

[calamity3jane]

IS JUST A MAILBOX. OTHER TIMES ITS MORE OF A VAGINA. DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU;RE STANDING AND WHERE THE CARROT IS..

Re: SOMETIMES A MAILBOX

[ellen_f]

ARE THERE ANY MOTHERFUCKING RECIPES FOR CARROTS

Re: SOMETIMES A MAILBOX

[duckybooboo]

I AM NEVER EATING MOTHERFUCKING CARROTS AGAIN UNLESS THEY COME IN A CAN

[duckybooboo]

GROUP GROPE