I HAZ A TAMPON

OR IS IT A TAMPOON

IN ANY CASE I IZ ALLOWED ONE

PUT ON SOAP

PUT ON SOAP

AUGH

I AM DUCKY

I LIKE MY CAPS

IF I ALL-CAPS AT YOU, IT IS BECAUSE I LIKE YOU

IF I DON'T ALL-CAPS AT YOU, I PROBABLY LIKE YOU, TOO

IF I SAY I HATE YOU, I PROBABLY DON'T LIKE YOU

UNLESS YOU'RE JUNIOR OR SOMEONE, IN WHICH CASE HATE MEANS LOVE AND LOVE MEANS LOVE AND CARROTS IN THE VAG MEANS I CARE THAT YOU ARE ENTERTAINED